Hjemløs med underbukserne uden på bukserne

Jeg er hoppet med på bølgen og har fået mig en ipod. Og det er en perfekt lejlighed til at få fundet de gamle, støvede cd'er frem, lagt over på ipod'en og få dem genhørt. I går nåede jeg til Lazyboy-albummet Lazyboy TV, som fik smilet frem. Se fx dette citat om hjemløse og andres syn på hjemløse fra nummeret Underwear goes inside the pants:

We're in one of the richest countries in the world,but the minimum wage is
lower than it was thirty five years ago.

There are homeless people everywhere.

This homeless guy asked me for money the other day.

I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on
drugs or alcohol.

And then I thought, that's what I'm going to use it on.

Why am I judging this poor bastard.

People love to judge homeless guys.

Like if you give them money they're just going to waste it.

Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do?

Save it up and buy a wall unit?

Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack?

He's homeless.

I walked behind this guy the other day.

A homeless guy asked him for money.

He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don't you go get a job you
bum.

People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy.

This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants.

Outside his pants.

I'm guessing his resume isn't all up to date.

I'm predicting some problems during the interview process.

I'm pretty sure even McDonalds has a "underwear goes inside the pants"
policy.

Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I'm sure it is on
the books.

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